Saturday, June 30, 2007

Sleep weirdness!

So my boyfriend (Jamie) has always done kind of strange things while he's sleeping like talk out loud or even have entire conversations with you where he will answer questions and everything but lately things have gotten very strange...

Weird:
A couple months ago I wake up in the middle of the night to him jumping out of bed and yelling "Don't move, stay where you are" and then he switches on the light and says "oh, thank God!"
So I'm a bit freaked out at this point and ask him what's going on and he starts jabbering about leaking oil on the floor and then starts snoring with his eyes open! CREEPY! The next day I ask him about it and he remembers having a dream that the headboard was leaking oil and he was afraid I was going to get my shoes dirty if I got off the bed and stepped in the oil (I guess in his dreams I wear shoes in bed?).

Weirder:
So in the mornings I have to wake up first for work so I cover up Jamie's head with a blanket so the light doesn't get in his eyes ( I know I'm the sweetest) anyway one day I guess I wasn't smiling when I did it and he opened his eyes and started freaking out because it looked like I was going to smother him. So the next night while I'm sleeping all of a sudden Jamie puts a pillow over my head! In reality he just set it on my head I was sleeping on my side so it didn't go directly over my face. I started freaking out and he was totally asleep and had no idea he even did it.

SCARY!
Last night I wake up to Jamie head-butting me in my mouth! It hurt really bad, I guess he was trying to reposition himself in his sleep but we aren't really sure how his head got over my face. My lip got cut and my teeth hurt really bad today! That's not all though about a half hour later he elbows me in the side on my head and then another half hour goes by and he half-ass backhands me on my check. This was either a really strange set of coincidences or he's got it in for me! haha. Jamie, watch your back!!!

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